Today my alarm clock rang at 8 AM. but I feel asleep and I woke again at 9 AM... I got up and went to the bathroom and I found my sister trying to take a shit, but she could not!!!

She told me that a friend of her called her at 3:30 AM. and told her that he did not have where to stay. So he went to my house sleep. Then she told me about Dick's three rules to fuck that ended being about five...

Later she went to the university and I went to have breakfast...