My balls are huge
like the nine planets of this galaxy
like mercury through pluto
like joe pesci and al pacino
just don't be mad at me
when I say my balls are huge

I have nuts that are huge
from peanuts to walnuts
pistachios and cashews
pecans and almonds
ah man my nuts are huge

I could keep saying my balls are big
but you can believe me by my action
my strength and honesty brings satisfaction
all hard work and no relaxin

Yea oh yea my balls are huge